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Friday, November 18, 2005
Monday, November 14, 2005
MATH CLASS 2004-2005
one day i was bored in math class... so i decided to write about some of the people i always see in class. i dont know them, but i assume these are their names and such
Owl Girl - origins unknown. even her parents dont know why she looks like an owl.
Skeleton Girl - anorexic? perhaps. best friends with owl girl. she's very level headed and well mannered.
Christina Aguilera - the fashion queen of the class. sometimes associates herself with owl girl and skeleton girl
Hilary and Justin - the power couple. hilary has to be listed first because she is in charge. Justin is friends with the hockey boys, but can't talk to them unless Hilary is missing from class.
Hockey Boys - these guys keep to themselves and bother no body. they wear trucker hats and hip toques.
Jason - the fat kid. who is friends with everyone. maybe people feel sorry for him? he's a bit greasy and has one of those purse/school bag things. wears a hat with his hair poking out.
banana face - this bean pole of a girl is all yellow. she's so tall and slender its not even funny
hard face - banana face's best friend. they are always together. she seems to be sporty, but that face won't get her a date
adam (potential name change) - this guy thinks he has all the answers but he is stupid. wears the trendiest things possible and looks like a cement face
lattimer - typical dumb as fuck jock. usually flush in the face for whatever reason
teddy bear guy - friends with lattimer. also dumb jock. how bout not looking like a teddy bear for once?
professor german - nice and loveable old german guy with heart of gold, but a potential dick.
lola - backround character only. dark hair and tanned and bobblehead syndrome
loupe' - white girl who looks spanish
bigfoot - loupe's best friend. what a mix match! female
tennisina - sporty chick. lightly muscley
q.g. - quiet girl. she never speaks, but not because she's shy, just cuz she knows she's better
pepperoni - sickly pale skinny guy. from the 80s. knows lots of 80s trivia. likes cheese
Owl Girl - origins unknown. even her parents dont know why she looks like an owl.
Skeleton Girl - anorexic? perhaps. best friends with owl girl. she's very level headed and well mannered.
Christina Aguilera - the fashion queen of the class. sometimes associates herself with owl girl and skeleton girl
Hilary and Justin - the power couple. hilary has to be listed first because she is in charge. Justin is friends with the hockey boys, but can't talk to them unless Hilary is missing from class.
Hockey Boys - these guys keep to themselves and bother no body. they wear trucker hats and hip toques.
Jason - the fat kid. who is friends with everyone. maybe people feel sorry for him? he's a bit greasy and has one of those purse/school bag things. wears a hat with his hair poking out.
banana face - this bean pole of a girl is all yellow. she's so tall and slender its not even funny
hard face - banana face's best friend. they are always together. she seems to be sporty, but that face won't get her a date
adam (potential name change) - this guy thinks he has all the answers but he is stupid. wears the trendiest things possible and looks like a cement face
lattimer - typical dumb as fuck jock. usually flush in the face for whatever reason
teddy bear guy - friends with lattimer. also dumb jock. how bout not looking like a teddy bear for once?
professor german - nice and loveable old german guy with heart of gold, but a potential dick.
lola - backround character only. dark hair and tanned and bobblehead syndrome
loupe' - white girl who looks spanish
bigfoot - loupe's best friend. what a mix match! female
tennisina - sporty chick. lightly muscley
q.g. - quiet girl. she never speaks, but not because she's shy, just cuz she knows she's better
pepperoni - sickly pale skinny guy. from the 80s. knows lots of 80s trivia. likes cheese
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