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i always find it funny on messageboards when people complain that a band isn't putting out an album quick enough because there's always some who says something amazingly stupid and lame like "its their album, they can take as long as they want!". thinking the previous poster just can't understand...

stupid assholes i hate part 2 (robotech edition*)

*editors note: i have not watched all the episodes yet


1. Captain Gloval - seriously what does this guy even do? he runs the big ass SDF1 ship so you'd think he'd do more. but he does fucking shit all. he barks an order here and there with his stupid accent but its never anything that important. all the girls who work on the bridge do the real friggin work.








2. Lynn Minmei - fuck you bitch! you can't even sing! and you only sing 2 songs! you fucked your cousin! you dont deserve rick hunter you sick fuck! ok sure the zentradi are dumb as fuck and get all fucked up from your song, but christ you suck. do you even do anything else? im so glad rick left your sorry ass. and on top of that it was while a battle was going on. he is over you bitch. get out of you fucking fantasy world and do some goddamned dishes or something.












3. Lisa Hayes - even though you ended up with rick, it took you too damn long. was it really that hard to just fucking say something? and what was with the cinnamon bun hair? you had like 15 cinnamon buns goin on! at least your hair is normal now and you are slightly less asshole-ish. but you are still a goddamned asshole for having that cinnamon bun hair.
















4. Miriya Sterling - you used to be cool. you were all bad ass and a killing machine, then you lose a video game to a human and get all pussylike and marry him. i'd fucking spit on you if i ever saw you. way to betray your race. not only that but you produced the most annoying offspring. shame on you.












5. Dana Sterling - oh god. you'd think being the daughter of two great fighter pilots (her mom is an asshole but still a good fighter pilot) would make you half decent at anything, right? wrong, this bitch is a piece of shit. in her first appearance she is put in command of a bunch of new troops, but her performance shows us she is clearly not qualified for the job. she gets in a fucking fight with another group of troops and knocks down shit with her stupid bike. then when serious shit happens (having to shoot down aliens) she gets all pussylike like her bitch mom and clams up and does shit all. waste of seed

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stupid assholes i hate

1. ROBBIE AKA THE QUESTION - just looking at this guy you know he's an asshole. he fucking thinks he's hot shit because he's like this secret radio guy who has cutting edge opinions. fuck that. he's just some snot nosed shit head who fucking goes home after school to his rich parents' house and fucking whines about shit they dont care about. so he goes in his room and cries while licking his balls cuz he;s a ball licker. who fucking listens to the radio anymore anyways? i have also seen this human shaped douche bag in a swiss chalet commercial, which pisses me off because i really like swiss chalet. i can't believe they'd do this to me. at least he only has like one line. he will basically end up like most canadian actors and kill himself by the time he's 23. i hope. now this is the real "the question" and he is fucking bad ass and awesome. and he doesnt have a stupid real name like "robbie" he's fucking VIC SAGE.



2. the rat king - this guy sucks so much shit. what a stupid loser. who wakes up one day and decides he wants to control rats? this fuck face. and when he decides to take over the world to form his own government he, somehow, decides to call it a "ratocracy". eat my shit. now the worst part. his fucking head gear. look at the two spots where he decides to tie dirty rags around his face. that's the dumbest thing i've ever seen. get a life rat king.

3. STAR JONES AKA MY ARCH-ENEMY - my hatred for this bitch is legendary. i was so happy that everyone at the view hated her aswell, and fired her fat ass. since she's a fucking bitch she got a bunch of surgery to make her look not fat. well you know what, she can spend all the god damn money in the world to make her skinny but she's always going to be a fat ugly piece of shit with nothing interesting to say ever. she thinks she is so smart because she is a lawyer. does she even do that shit anymore? last i heard she spends all her the view money shoving hams and turkeys up her fucking sick vagina because she can't feel sexual pleasure from humans. her thunder thighs shake in extacy as she rubs on some whale blubber with hot anticipation for the smokey ham about to enter her. what a sick fucking bitch. imagine how bad her vag stinks with all that rotting meat up there, i'm suprised she wastes the food. here are some stupid pictures of her. when i look at them i vomit and shit at the same time.

pluto

jesus fucking christ people, get over it. all i keep seeing on the news is people bitching about pluto being declassified. its not like POOF gone. it's still there doing the same shit it always does. fuck its like when johnny cash died and people started claiming their love for him. and then there's that show laguna beach. holy fuck. and finally that girl in robotech doesnt have that god damn cinnamon bun hair anymore (im on episode 28).

who wants to fuck with us now?

here are more lalande quotes from march 21:

"i have a night life... it's not dangerous, i'm in the choir"

"there's not much to put on your toast for breakfast there!" - refering to there not being much information on a topic we were looking at

"turning a peasant into a worker takes longer than putting on a pair of socks"

today on my walks, to and from school, i couldnt help but notice that i kept stepping into a timewarp. i'm serious, one minute i'm walking around and it's 2006 then BAM! its 1991. i saw 8 people today wearing ripped jeans. 8! and i'm pretty sure they were all the same damn pair of jeans with the rips in the same places. fuck people are annoying. next fall surf style is coming back. vic said he's seen a bunch too.

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finally picked up the new mogwai "mr. beast". although i've had forever downloaded, it's nice to get the real thing. everyone should go get this album in whatever form they can (especially the version with the bonus dvd). the artwork is really awesome. people who don't like mogwai are retarded FOR REAL

i had another fat guy update... but it has already been erased from my mind.

computer madness continues... hopefully i'll have it monday.

i'm in halifax this weekend and we are having a potluck tonight. there better be some lost watching after.

i haven't had chicken wings in so long, fuck i miss them LOOL

speakign of fat people, they shouldnt be allowed on the bus. seriiously. the lady i was next left me no room at all. they should have to sit at the back of the bus.

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fat guy update: he was talking to our prof this morning about some stupid museum in his hometown. the prof totally didnt care, it was hilarious. then fats started going on about how he applied to work there and shit, and my prof seriously says "yeah...whatever" awesome.

my computer ordeal continues... still not in my hands...

he is no little mino

alright, here are some great quotes from dr. guy lalande. i love this guy. he is so french, and innocent, he's just the nicest man around. from his love of trains, to the his love of goat's milk, lalande can't help but bring a smile to your face. so here we go!

"i guess he does not care for the Mandate of Heaven" - refering to a guy in our class who did not know what the chinese mandate of heaven was.

"they take the scissors, then BANG!!! the bag is gone!" - talking about eunuchs.

"proof is in the pudding" - he says this in about every class.

"sometimes you have to lick the boots to get a promotion"

"they were no small minos" - he's always calling someone not a small mino

"i love playing with that" - he says while moving around his beloved overhead

"my dear little rascals" - what he called us when we could not remember some capitals in china

"the romans fell in love with silk, and who wouldn't? am i right ladies?"

"silk is mainly for the ladies.... but sometimes wrestlers"

"he was vigorous in the battlefield....and elsewhere!" - refering to kang xi having lots of kids

"i must have been hit by a coconut this morning" - trying to thing of exam questions

"that was before they came to antigonish, to make these wonderful chinese restaurants" - chinese migration

"ahhhhh these chalks, will they ever build ones that don't break?"

"the coming buddha was supposed to usher the millenium, not the millenium centre here" - the millenium centre is the name of the rink/gym here

"to me that's noise " - talking about the beatles

"shit on that"

"you know what happened to pinnochio when he lied... you will come to class with a big nose" - asking if we read our homework

"bye bye man... don't let the bugs bite" - chinese woman getting the right to divorce their husbands

"some of you know i'm a maniac for little intros"

"it's like 3 inches of peanut butter on a piece of toast, it makes you sick!"

"the spanish flu is back" - 8am class with a lot of people missing

"is it not beautiful" - talking about a map

"when technology was invented, i was not around" - trying to get basically anything to work

"who stole franz ferdinand? you wouldn't do that" - couldnt find picture of FF he passed around

"what are you?" - asking a girl her name

"you must be a holy man... is he?" - asking us about some jacob guy in our class

"anyone have a PHD in technology in this class?" - could not get overhead to work

"welt-politik doesn't scare my cat, its just a concept... i have no cats"

"young frisky colt chomping at the bit" - says this nearly everyday

"rascals" - talking about austria-hungry's view of italy for backing out of the war

"come on baby!" - zooming in on map with overhead

not a quote but action: *runs into class, sees overhead projector, smiles in bliss*

"proud as a herd and a half of peacocks"

"is it poodles or puddles?"

"urine, as yellow as it is, had some vitue" - people pissing on rags and holding it over there face to avoid poison gas on the front

the wars of liberation

k there is this fat guy in my archeology class that drives me nuts. he's so freaking pathetic. he always tries talking to this girl he "knows" and all he can muster are things about her cat. the only thing he ever talks about is her cat, and you can see how awkward she feels when he talks to her. its sorta funny. next, he always tries to act like he's smart so he always raises his hand to speak and it's always about s hit that has nothing to do with what we are talking about (ie him talking about greece while we discuss egypt). and he is like 2 rows ahead of everyone else, so when the prof passes shit around for us to look at, he gets it first. so that means he'd have to get up and walk two steps to pass it to the next row, but no. he sits there and makes the other person come get it. god, it doesnt take much to stand up buddy. i cant stand him

there's also this guy who i think will one day be a drag queen. not that that is a bad thing, but its funny to think cuz he's a pretty big jock, so it would probably offend him. but yeah he totally looks like he'd love drag

guy lalande is the greatest person ever.... i will make a quote post about him later. he is currently my world war 1 and modern china prof.

right now i'm at anna's waiting for class to start. i need to get more sweet yoga moves from her to enhance my skillz

ex-cowboy

i decided last night that when i get my computer back (hopefully today) that i'm going to start working on a guitar based ambient album. i did an ambient album earlier this school year, which was basically a collection of random things i had done over the year, but there was barely any guitar to it at all. i've been listening to windy and carl lately, and it really make me want to record some ambient guitar music without structure. this will be way different than the widow stuff i recorded i guess, since there is more structure and melody in that. i think part of the reason i want to do this is to annoy mark, since he doesn't really like ambient music and i love to hassle him anyway i can.

it looks like i'm moving to ontario this summer to stay with the chapeskie's. it's about 95% sure i guess. over the summer i'm going to hopefully build up a bunch of music to work on with ryan and neil, for when i make my triumphant return to summerside in september. the more i listen to our cd, the more i want to surpass it on so many levels. of course i should feel that way about making another cd, but i really want to wow people. i sort of feel like i haven't progressed much with making music lately. everything i write on guitar just feels the same.

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photos by bryanna

HOLY SHIT

so this weekend was awesome as hell. besides getting to see some friends i hadnt seen in awhile, i saw many great bands.

saturday night we went to see hivemind and state of the art (www.myspace.com/sotaband). unfortunatly we had to endure like 5 hivemind songs. i guess they weren't that bad, but it just not my thing. every song sounded the same, though they covered some daft punk which was sorta cool. state of the art (consisting of one half of count spatula) was very good. much better than i expected. it wasnt too jammy (which i was fearing haha). i didnt really like their cover of money by pink floyd, but then again i dont care for that song in the first place. i wish they had played some of their older songs, they have a different feel and i sorta like them better, but oh well. it suprises me that they arent more popular. they should be filling places (especially 2 dollar shows) but i guess people are stupid.

sunday night was the night of nights (nightnightnightnight). jordan met up with us in line, sans ticket. so he went to get one from a scalper and the guy only gave him the receipt, however ended up giving him the actual ticket. then to add to jordans luck when we got closer to the front someone was giving away a ticket hahaha anyways on to the show...... we got up to the very front because people are stupid. first up was jenn grant (www.jenngrant.com), bryanna's new favorite singer, i thought she was ok. i prefer her cd to her live set. next up was shotgun and jaybird (www.shotgunandjaybird.com) they fucking ruled. they could almost be mistaken for pavement. they were also beyond hilarious inbetween songs. julie doiron was playing bass with them. you can download their first album on their site, which you should do now. i think they are one of my new favorite bands. it was such a pleasant suprise. then came the queen herself, feist. i wasn't expecting her to be so good for some reason, but she blew me away. her voice was so powerful. i don't know how long she played but it was the perfect length. i had no clue she had super mad guitar skillz. she played a few new songs, which were very good and i'm excited to hear the next album (which she records sooon she said). i can't remember the name of the song, but everyone came out at the end and sang "did i, did i" back up along with the crowd, and it was awesome. sorta like at the end of sarah slean shows when she plays wake up (which is a fucking amazing song) and everyone sings along. bryanna and nadia took lots of pictures so i'll post them whenever i get them. i will also start posting more music when i get my computer back.