1. Captain Gloval - seriously what does this guy even do? he runs the big ass SDF1 ship so you'd think he'd do more. but he does fucking shit all. he barks an order here and there with his stupid accent but its never anything that important. all the girls who work on the bridge do the real friggin work.
2. Lynn Minmei - fuck you bitch! you can't even sing! and you only sing 2 songs! you fucked your cousin! you dont deserve rick hunter you sick fuck! ok sure the zentradi are dumb as fuck and get all fucked up from your song, but christ you suck. do you even do anything else? im so glad rick left your sorry ass. and on top of that it was while a battle was going on. he is over you bitch. get out of you fucking fantasy world and do some goddamned dishes or something.
3. Lisa Hayes - even though you ended up with rick, it took you too damn long. was it really that hard to just fucking say something? and what was with the cinnamon bun hair? you had like 15 cinnamon buns goin on! at least your hair is normal now and you are slightly less asshole-ish. but you are still a goddamned asshole for having that cinnamon bun hair.
4. Miriya Sterling - you used to be cool. you were all bad ass and a killing machine, then you lose a video game to a human and get all pussylike and marry him. i'd fucking spit on you if i ever saw you. way to betray your race. not only that but you produced the most annoying offspring. shame on you.
5. Dana Sterling - oh god. you'd think being the daughter of two great fighter pilots (her mom is an asshole but still a good fighter pilot) would make you half decent at anything, right? wrong, this bitch is a piece of shit. in her first appearance she is put in command of a bunch of new troops, but her performance shows us she is clearly not qualified for the job. she gets in a fucking fight with another group of troops and knocks down shit with her stupid bike. then when serious shit happens (having to shoot down aliens) she gets all pussylike like her bitch mom and clams up and does shit all. waste of seed
1 comment:
Pfft. Haha. Minmei does suck. Leave it to an anime saga to have a weapon against a superior alien race be the lame singing of some crappy chick. No points for that concept, Yoshi.
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